What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Jokes - Page 5
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with a postman.
A lot of trouble with a postman.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?
"Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected. You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.” —Blake Lively
Good thing you’re not a pastry chef. You might dessert me!
How does a tea bag wish its friend happy birthday?
Happy birthday, best tea!
Happy birthday, best tea!
What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play?
Twister
Twister
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