What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy hair.
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 74
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Popeye almost killed him!
Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
A roamin' numeral!
"You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.” —Shonda Rhimes
What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
A baby in a frying pan.
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
A river.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
15 people died.
Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
I used to love a girl that reported the weather. We had a stormy relationship.
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