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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
What kind of birthday cake should you get a coffee lover?

A choco-latte cake.
What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
I think you’re a cat! Why?

Because I’m a feline, a connection between you and me!
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

A staircase.
How do Mexicans pay taxes? With a piñatax
What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival?

A ferrous wheel.