What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 78
Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
How many cats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
How does a boyfriend show he’s planning for the future?
He buys an extra case of beer.
He buys an extra case of beer.
My attorneys have advised me I not yell timber, even if it’s going down.
How do we know Moses wore a wig?
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Because sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn’t.
Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?
Bon appetite!
Bon appetite!
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