My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
Jokes, quotes, games - Page 79
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
Where do yellow jackets go to watch the big game?
Apple-Bees.
Apple-Bees.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
A: Stop laughing and reload.
Your mama is so ugly even the tide won't take her out.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
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