Jokes, quotes, games - Page 75
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Best Mexican Dj: Avichili
A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40. I said no, 40 babies are enough.
Yo mama is so black, she doesn't even have white blood cells.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem.”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
What is a burrito image with bad resolution? A blurrito
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