Jokes, quotes, games - Page 76
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your timesheets."
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
A: A dead epileptic.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m dwowning.
Have you heard the story about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
An umbrella.
What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
They were all born on holidays.
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