Black Humor - Page 48
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
A: To find to the udder side.
Two bums are sitting talking.
The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever!
This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground.
So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever."
The second bum just laughs,
"That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks.
You know what I did?
I fucked her all day long."
The other bum interrupts, "Bull!
You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life."
The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?"
The other replies no.
"How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?"
To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever!
This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground.
So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever."
The second bum just laughs,
"That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks.
You know what I did?
I fucked her all day long."
The other bum interrupts, "Bull!
You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life."
The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?"
The other replies no.
"How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?"
To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
A nigger with a spear through his head.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
Hang one in the front.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
A: All of them.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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