Yo mama jokes - Page 30
Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"
Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.
Your mom's so poor she waits outside KFC to lick people's fingers after they eat.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.
Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.
Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.
Yo mama is so fat that I had to take her photo in panorama mode.
Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror said, "Hell no, I ain't reflecting that!"
Yo mama's so fat that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side.
Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.
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