Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Black Humor - Page 4
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
A baby with leprosy.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
Two more bullets.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
Sex after dinner only.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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