Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
Ton.
Riddle jokes - Page 3
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
They were the same man — Grover Cleveland.
They were the same man — Grover Cleveland.
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint.
A coat of paint.
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
A river.
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
An umbrella.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase.
A staircase.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
Time to fix the fence.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
A towel.
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
Your left hand.
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