What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Riddle jokes - Page 5
How far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway — after that, you’re walking out.
Halfway — after that, you’re walking out.
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
A map.
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin.
A coffin.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
The match.
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name.
Your name.
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your mother.
Your mother.
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
A teapot.
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