You know, a guy can't be stupid in three ways. Driving, in bed, at the table. Anywhere else is fine.
Author: Werich Jan
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As soon as old age starts to become a merit, it's bad. Because every old fool was once a young fool.
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan
It is better to talk to a smart person about something stupid than to a stupid person about something smart.
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan
Human happiness is a kind of string on which we string little beads, little happinesses - the tinier they are and the more they are, the greater their happiness.
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan
A marriage like this is not some concrete hardship. And that's the whole art and the whole joke, that in a marriage, if two people understand each other and love each other, they can forgive each other and they can make wishes. A successful marriage is a wonder of the world. What would people talk about Philemon and Baukida today if it wasn't a wonder of the world? For three thousand years, two strangers have been remembered simply because they had a successful marriage.
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan
With age, some things recede into the background and others come to the fore. The core is the synchronicity, that's hard. Sometimes it requires one to slow down when the other can't step up.
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan
One eats, drinks, then watches TV, which is possibly dangerous, puts on pajamas, falls asleep and doesn't wake up in the morning. I'd pay ten grand to die like that, and I'm very stingy!
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan
Fate's an asshole, I've noticed. He does things his own way and doesn't care about anyone.
Author: Werich Jan
Author: Werich Jan