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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back for seconds.

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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

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Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabee!

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

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The quickest way to make antifreeze?

Just steal her blanket!

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My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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