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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

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Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

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I'm no cheetah, you're lion!

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

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Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!

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The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What did the grape say when it got crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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