Pun jokes - Page 3
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
What did syrup to the waffle?
I love you a waffle lot!
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
How do you make a good egg-roll?
You push it down a hill!
Why was Dumbo sad?
He felt irrelephant.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
What should a lawyer always wear to a court?
A good lawsuit!
My parents said I can't drink coffee anymore.
Or else they'll ground me!