How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.
Lawyer jokes - Page 4
An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. "Mr. Peterson,” she says, "Would you say you’re honest?” "Honest?” replies Peterson. "Let me tell you something about honesty. My father lent me $85,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case.” "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?” "Dad sued me for the money.”
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Professional courtesy.
My wife's parents ran away from the cops after having a hefty argument. They're now my out-laws.
Lawyer, speaking to a dog on trial for murder: "Who’s a good boy? "
Dog: "I am."
Lawyer: "Your honor, I rest my case."
Dog: "I am."
Lawyer: "Your honor, I rest my case."
What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common? Both have a big head that consists mainly of mouth.
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Not enough sand.
Not enough sand.
A lawyer got her last name changed to Demenor, so now everyone in the law office calls her Miss Demenor.
When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep?
Because deep down, they are all nice guys.
Because deep down, they are all nice guys.
A lawyer went to his local restaurant to wind down after a complicated trial. "What would you like with your orange juice?", the waiter asked. "Just ice", he replied.
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