Yo mama jokes - Page 2
Yo mama so fat that when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! Two planets in one."
Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.
Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.
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