Yo mama jokes - Page 5
Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.
Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma is so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
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