Yo mama jokes - Page 3
Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Yo momma is so ugly she got kicked out of a nudist colony for indecent exposure.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."
Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.
Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.
Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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