Yo mama jokes - Page 4
Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your mama so fat when she did a push up Earth went down.
Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.
Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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